Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Fuck this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.
having friends I would like to flirt with but it would probably only make shit awkward and complicated: the tv series
- i want to make out with you
- i want to kill you
- i am hungry
- i am tired
- why the fuck is my music not playing in my left headphone
Whenever you feel stupid, just think about me because I just cut my finger because of my thumb nail when I wanted to open a bag of gummy bears.