assbutt-in-the-garrison:

these two are gonna kill me

(Source: spncastdaily, via storiesinatimemachine)

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

(via storiesinatimemachine)

kyleehenke:

having friends I would like to flirt with but it would probably only make shit awkward and complicated: the tv series

image

(Source: jmonster666, via pmon3y69)

sofapizza:

dr-archeville:

Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 2014-08-26, “Race/Off” [alternate link here]

Jon was FINALLY back last night, and hit it out of the freakin park with this Ferguson segment.

(via inktvisje)

seantracy:

my moods:

  • i want to make out with you
  • i want to kill you
  • i am hungry
  • i am tired
  • why the fuck is my music not playing in my left headphone

(Source: seantracy, via aph2pengland)

foodnun:

Me: can i see your homework

Someone: No do your own

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

4gifs:

Otter what are you doing the table is for people. [video]

4gifs:

Otter what are you doing the table is for people. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via thedailylaughs)

fuckyeahanimecouples:

whenyoustoodthere:

♥

Don’t you “♥” me >:C
Reblog don’t repost

fuckyeahanimecouples:

whenyoustoodthere:

Don’t you “♥” me >:C

Reblog don’t repost

Whenever you feel stupid, just think about me because I just cut my finger because of my thumb nail when I wanted to open a bag of gummy bears.

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